Anne Chang => Dirty(Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet(Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty(Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock(Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks(Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead(Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs(Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death(Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate you mum(Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow(Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt(Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs(Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish bin(Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long(Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call you mother(Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death(Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails(Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings(Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before(Cantonese)

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan(anyone)

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan(anyone)!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan(someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan(anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well...just tell my sister Annie Wan(anyone) that our brother Noel Wan(no one) has involved in an accident. Noel Wan(no one)got injured and now Noel Wan(no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan(everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee(sorry)

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

稻香Fragrant Rice Eng Sub


对这个世界如果你有太多的抱怨
跌倒了就不敢继续往前走
为什么人要这么的脆弱 堕落
请你打开电视看看
多少人为生命在努力勇敢的走下去
我们是不是该知足
珍惜一切 就算没有拥有

还记得你说家是唯一的城堡 随着稻香河流继续奔跑
微微笑 小时候的梦我知道
不要哭让萤火虫带着你逃跑 乡间的歌谣永远的依靠
回家吧 回到最初的美好

不要这么容易就想放弃 就像我说的
追不到的梦想 换个梦不就得了
为自己的人生鲜艳上色 先把爱涂上喜欢的颜色
笑一个吧 功成名就不是目的
让自己快乐快乐这才叫做意义
童年的纸飞机 现在终于飞回我手里
所谓的那快乐 赤脚在田里追蜻蜓追到累了
偷摘水果被蜜蜂给叮到怕了 谁在偷笑呢
我靠着稻草人吹着风唱着歌睡着了
哦 哦 午后吉它在虫鸣中更清脆
哦 哦 阳光洒在路上就不怕心碎
珍惜一切 就算没有拥有

还记得你说家是唯一的城堡 随着稻香河流继续奔跑
微微笑 小时候的梦我知道
不要哭让萤火虫带着你逃跑 乡间的歌谣永远的依靠
回家吧 回到最初的美好

Currently the newest rankings released on 11 September 2008.....
The newly World Number 1 is now Lee Chong Wei [MAS]!!!

For more info, please check http://www.internationalbadminton.org/ranking_ms.asp?id=1

The Guild vs Snail


Maple 5th job skills O.O XD

Ping Pong presentation


The Italian Man who went to Malta

SOME...LOL movies

Lolz if TDK got tis part...gg lor


Tis is old...Juz hear...see subtitles not nice


Ouch...sports can be painful...


Animator vs animation o.o

Malaysia Ministry of Foreign Affair Being Question Part 1


Malaysia Ministry of Foreign Affair Being Question Part 2


Malaysia Ministry of Foreign Affair Being Question Part 3

Malaysia Parliament asking Chinese Get Out from Malaysia

Song(Melodies Of Life)Lyrics:
Alone for a while I've been searching through the dark
For traces of the love you left inside my lonely heart
To weave by picking up the pieces that remain
Melodies of life--love's lost refrain

Our paths they did cross, though I cannot say just why
We met, we laughed, we held on fast, and then we said goodbye
And who'll hear the echoes of stories never told?
Let them ring out loud till they unfold
In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me
Though you're gone, I still believe that you can call out my name

* A voice from the past, joining yours and mine
Adding up the layers of harmony
And so it goes, on and on
Melodies of life,
To the sky beyond the flying birds--forever and beyond

So far and away, see the bird as it flies by
Gliding through the shadows of the clouds up in the sky
I've laid my memories and dreams upon those wings
Leave them now and see what tomorrow brings

In your dearest memories, do you remember loving me?
Was it fate that brought us close and now leaves me behind?

* Repeat

If I should leave this lonely world behind
Your voice will still remember our melody
Now I know we'll carry on
Melodies of life
Come circle round and grow deep in our hearts
As long as we remember

Here got teach...i juz copy paste gao dim...
http://www.xuehaiblog.com/viewthread.php?tid=30034&extra=page%3D1
Duno accepted anot...

7.00p.m: Mother bring me & yon to Sin Chew Jit Poh to attend a talk abt recycle.
7.30p.m: Reach. Juz when the talk abt to begin...a girl come and say :"here is for adults only...children hor we got some special event 4 u all...come wif me!" i look so young ka...
7.31p.m:Still walking...
7.32p.m:Still walking...
7.33p.m:Still walking...
7.34p.m:Still walking...
7.35p.m: ...reach. Inside all children age...6~10 years old...Me:oOo(O.O)oOo
Yon:xXx(X.X)xXx...so...begin our activity...

(all translate from chinese to english...)
Act 1
Teacher:"Lets play a game!"
Me :-.-lll
Yon :-.-zzzzz
Teacher:"I'll do some "action" and you all follow!"
Me :O>O!!!
Yon :@.@
Teacher:"Lets start..........................你 要 跟 我 这 样 做，你 要 跟 我 这 样 做(Follow me do like tis,follow me do like tis)..."

Act 2
Teacher:"Now we change some rules.I'll call out 5 person to hide. Than i'll chose a "king" from 1 of the remainings.The others hav to follow the kings movement like juz now.And the 5 ppl hav to come in and find out who is king in 5 mins...If the seeker found out da king,da king hav to be punish,if the seeker fails,the seekers kena punish.ok lets start!"
Round 1:King lose...cause got ppl betray da king
Round 2:King lose...cause seeker peek
Round 3:King lose...cause all the others keep on look at da king...
Round 4:King lose...cause seeker got 2nd chance...get to choose frm 4 ppl...each seeker chose 1...king lose...-.-lll

Act 3(teaching abt recycle bins...)
Teacher:"...we hav to rmb blue is paper, brown is for glass, orange is for plastic,aluminium and bottles. Now i'll teach u a song!LALALALALLALA BLUE IS FOR PAPER BROWN IS FOR GLASS.....ORANGE IS FOR PLASTIC, ALUMINIUM AND BOTTLES!!!!!!!"
Me :"isn't it da same..."
Yon :"Ur spects breaking Liang..."
Teacher:"OK now to further rmb tis song,we'll play a game!We'll walk around and sing BLUE IS FOR PAPER BROWN IS FOR GLASS.....ORANGE IS FOR PLASTIC, ALUMINIUM AND BOTTLES than when i say BLUE!U all muz lie down and act like paper;when i say BROWN!U all muz hold hand wif another person,act like a glass bottle;orange can recycle 3 things rite?so when i say ORANGE! hold hands wif 3 ppl..."

ZHA DOU...

Act 4
Teacher:"Now,we'll like to present a penguin frm north pole, guess wad's it's name? NO not happyfeat,no not Qooro,ITS NESH Qooro!!!!!To summon it,u all muz shout loudly its name,NESH QOOROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!only it will come out.
Me :"I rmb dat when i was watching Barnie..."
Yon :"Zoro?"

Act 5
Teacher:"Ok,now XXX brother will like to present a story telling,lets welcome him!!!!!"
XXX :"Hey children,wad time is ur bed time?is it over 10?is it over 12?
Me :"We sleep very EARLY de hor?"
Yon :"Yup!1a.m."
XXX :(Act nvr hear)"Does ur daddy mommy sleep later than u?now u should tell him tis story...I hav a friend, a friend which has wings,who can fly...this friend like to see ppl sleep at night and dun like to sleep it self...so after 2 days,this friend's eye became BIG BIG, and only come out at night...guess wad it is?YES its OWL!!!!! and another animal oso got big big eyes de...guess wad it is?(act like pang sai like dat)YES!FROG! and do you know wads da colour of frog? Green! So clever...

I Pengsan...

GO BACK HOME...
Happy Birthday to Siang!!!(My smallest bro)

DARK WALL BLACK & WHITE CHOCKOLET FOREST OF BLACK ROCK OF DOUBLE SLOTTED STRAWBERRY OF 8 CANDLES CAKE!!!!!(i name it de la...)


DUAL GUN

Siang,cute ma?

DUAL BODY GUARD O.O

From left:Me,Siang,Mother,Yon

BETRAYAL?

From left:Yon,Me,Siang,Father

Your IQ score is:
You scored 120 on Tickle's IQ test. This means that based on your answers, your IQ score is between 110 and 120. Most people's IQs are between 70 and 130.
In fact, 95% of all people have IQs within that range. 68% of people score between 80 and 120.

Your Intellectual Type Is:
You've got a very experiential way of learning and a strong mathematical mind. You're able to whittle even the most complex situation down to comprehensible component parts. In short, you have mastered the art and science of precision. That's what makes you a Precision Processor.
For you, life is a series of equations. Your brain is naturally predisposed to intense mathematical acuity, and your understanding of numerical problems is unparalleled. It's second nature for you to cut to the heart of an issue, so that you can discover quick solutions to problems while others get bogged down in unnecessary details.
One Precision Processor that comes to mind is the Greek philosopher-mathematician, Pythagoras. Pythagoras had a mind for numbers and, as such, could come up with previously unknown theories like his method for calculating the sides of a right triangle (a2+b2=c2). You too, can use numbers to translate aspects of the world around you — something that doesn't come easily to everyone. Your quick mathematical mind will allow you to communicate a variety of ideas to other people, so don't keep it to yourself.
Precision Processors can apply their mathematical skills to any situation involving numbers. That's a talent that will come in handy for everything from the workplace to splitting a bill 12 ways to converting foreign currency in your head. Others often look to you to do the math and luckily, you're well equipped.

THE regular use of text messages and e-mails can lower the IQ more than twice as much as smoking marijuana.
That is the claim of psychologists who have found that tapping away on a mobile phone or computer keypad or checking them for electronic messages temporarily knocks up to 10 points off the user’s IQ.

This rate of decline in intelligence compares unfavourably with the four-point drop in IQ associated with smoking marijuana, according to British researchers, who have labelled the fleeting phenomenon of enhanced stupidity as “infomania”.

Research on sleep deprivation suggests that the IQ drop caused by electronic obsession is also equivalent to a wakeful night.

Infomania is mainly a problem for adult workers, especially men, the study commissioned by Hewlett Packard, the technology company, has concluded.

The noticeable drop in IQ is attributed to the constant distraction of “always on” technology when employees should be concentrating on what they are paid to do. Infomania means that they lose concentration as their minds remain fixed in an almost permanent state of readiness to react to technology instead of focusing on the task in hand.

Workers lose productivity by interrupting a business meeting and disrupt social gatherings because of their infirmity, the report said.

The brain also finds it hard to cope with juggling lots of tasks at once, reducing its overall effectiveness, it added. And while modern technology can have huge benefits, excessive use can be damaging not only to a person’s mind, but to their social life.

Eighty volunteers took part in clinical trials on IQ deterioration and 1,100 adults were interviewed.

More than six in ten (62 per cent) of people polled admit that they were addicted to checking their e-mail and text messages so assiduously that they scrutinised work-related ones even when at home or on holiday. Half said that they always responded immediately to an email and one in five (21 per cent) will interrupt a meeting to do so.

Furthermore, infomania is having a negative effect on work colleagues, increasing stress and dissenting feelings. Nine out of ten polled thought that colleagues who answered e-mails or messages during a face-to-face meeting were extremely rude. Yet one in three Britons believes that it is not only acceptable, but actually diligent and efficient to do so.

The effects on IQ were studied by Dr Glenn Wilson, a University of London psychologist, as part of the research project.

“This is a very real and widespread phenomenon,” he said. “We have found that infomania, if unchecked, will damage a worker’s performance by reducing their mental sharpness.

“Companies should encourage a more balanced and appropriate way of working.”

The report suggests that firms who give employees gadgets and devices to help them keep in touch from wherever they might be should also produce guidelines on use.

These “best practice tips” including using “dead time”, such as travelling time, to read messages and check e-mails and turning devices off in meetings. David Smith, commercial manager of Hewlett Packard, said: “The research suggests that we are in danger of being caught up in a 24-hour ‘always on’ society.

“This is more worrying when you consider the potential impairment on performance and concentration for workers, and the consequent impact on businesses.”

He said that although the company produced such technology, it was similar to a motor manufacturer making a 150mph sports car and telling drivers to stick within speed limits.

He added: “Similarly, ‘always on’ technology has proven productivity benefits but people need to use it responsibly. We know that technology makes us more effective, but we also know that misuse of technology can be counter-productive.”

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/education/student/news/article384086.ece

What Tan Li Liang Means

You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.

Random:(Japanese)



Haduri:(Japanese)



(Taiwan)



Taiwan Pen Spinnning Party:

Before exam:
-Dam pressure, like Pn.Azizah(BU3 pengetua)is body slamming me...because school not enuf paper liao...need more supply...
-Very stupid de lor Geografi Sejarah KH blablabla i ask all my cousin in university and college...all say after secondary school all those thing become memory de Sejarah liao...
-All people in class very quite one...if u say "Hi" they'll say who is the #@$!^%&*&#@ of @(&$^@%!^$ and wad is his contribution...O.O...
-Suddenly all class mate become panda de wor their eye ar...all duno at night do WHAT...

When exam:
-Exam start, full of confidence.
-Flip thru 1st page, sweating...
-Flip thru 2nd page, sweating,headache...
-Flip thru 3rd page, sweating,headache,stomach pain,hand pain,mabuk,drink water...
-.....
-Flip thru the last page, HOLY SHIT!
-After dat take up pen, start answering.
-1st minit, look at the person beside you, cause da exam sheet says :"Lihat di muka sebelah"
-5 minit later, still looking.......
-10 minit, KO!

After exam:
-Merdeka!!!!!
-But still have projecy '.'
-Haiz...life of a student...zzz

Sonic's Quest For Power ep.1

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Sonic's Quest For Power ep.2

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Sonic's Quest For Power ep.3 (part 1)

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Sonic's Quest For Power ep.3 (Part 2)

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Sonic's Quest For Power ep.3 (Part 3)

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Sonic's Quest For Power Final (Wear sunglasses if u dun wan to be B-L-I-N-D)

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朝露昙花,咫尺天涯,
人道是黄河十曲,毕竟东流去.
八千年玉老,一夜枯荣,
问苍天此生何必?
昨夜风吹处,落英听谁细数.
九万里苍穹,御风弄影,谁人与共?
千秋北斗,瑶宫寒苦,
不若神仙眷侣,百年江湖.

CS_Assault


CS_Dust


CS_Aztec

Election Blah Lah Lah

A bright and sunny day...wait...no sun hor...with clouds flying everywhere...kaboom lightning strike...rain drops falling on my head...wait is bird shit...headshot!...on my sister's head...ehh...me no sister hor...than who is she i duno la...

okok...today...I went to train my badminton coached by Han Jian

This Is My Cccccooach, Han Jian!!!

Sry only hav 1 video in youtube...btw he WAS world NO.1 last time!

Ok...so when training is about to finish...he wants to play a single with me...without points de la...his purpose is to torcher me...so wadever la...

When he walk in the court...omg Han Jian Aura...ugh...Liang(Walking speed - 70% , Attack speed - 50% , Attack Dmg - 65% , Armor - 30 , Stamina - 30%)walao...ok...so start game...

Ball 1 :I serve...Han Jian cut chopped...omg the shutter spin like a driller,still have sound de wor...pppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu the shutter oso generated an invisible tornado...racquet wan go over kena blow away...pom! shutter touch ground...Han Jian had just drew First Blood!

Ball 2 :I serve(actually all ball i serve la...)Han Jian use his Holy Super Duper Walaoe Siaokia Lob...I struggle and manage to catch up to the ball and swing!...suddenly the shutter dissapear...oh i miss it -.-lll Han Jian had just scored a DOUBLE KILL!!!

Ball 3 :...Han Jian TRIPLE KILL!!!

Ball 4 :Haha Han Jian hit out yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ball 5 :Han Jian win again...zzz

Ball 8 :Han Jian is on a KILLING SPREE!

Ball 10:Han Jian is OWNING!!!

Ball 13:Han Jian use his Holy Super Duper Walaoe Siaokia Lob again...This time me struggle more cause no more stamina...BUT,I will not give up! I Ran and catch up to the ball!Just b4 the time i hit the shutter, I saw a white light...and i saw the face of...Han Jian!Ahhhhhhh!
OIC...the "white light"is the court light...zzz

The ball after this are all pwnage...zzz haiz...later i go back home crawling on the ground zzz...

Online game:
Cabal Online:(me lv 10 only :p)



LAN game
DotA:(me noob)




Offline game
Melty Blood:(i suk alot in this)
Got 1 nice 1 but too big to put sry...is at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH-o3m3Y5NU

5.50: "Ring~~ring~~"omg who da hell go set da damn alarm clock...(get up and off alarm)

5.51:Argh canot sleep lar!!!Go on alarm clock again, I canot sleep other ppl I oso DUN LET THEM SLEEP!!!

5.55:My bro Li Yon canot tahan liao go throw da alarm on da ground. Heard sound of something crack and the alarm stops to rang...

6.10:Canot sleep...go downstairs play electone "Tong Hua"...like shit only...Yon angry d comedown and complain i disturb his SWEETDREAM...so...a healthy morning fight...

6.12:Still fighting...(Liang-hp 95/100)(Yon-hp 92/100)

6.15:Still fighting...(Liang-hp 90/100)(Yon-hp 89/100)

6.20:Still fighting...(Liang-hp 80/100)(Yon-hp 81/100)

6.30:OMG mother awake d!!!Run for our lives!!!I hide in study room, pretend studying...Yon i duno...maybe in refrigerater?

7.00: I pretend until sleep liao...dream of me sleeping in study room...wud dream is tis...

9.00: Woke up and refreshed!(Hp Max)On com to download game to test my recently downloaded ps2 emulator...but...my download speed DAMN SLOW...when it shows da time remaining...it says:27 HOURS REMAINING...OMG!Dun wan to download d go download CJ7...

10.15:CJ7 gao dim...watch lo...quite nice de...CJ7 very cute!!!

12.30: Preparing for badminton training...I have a great feeling that the coach wont come and the routine will be EASY

1.00: Reached badminton court...the coach suddenly come in and ordered:"Run 4 courts 10 time 5 sets","Skip 4 courts 4 times 2 sets","Open close 2 courts 2 times 4 sets","Cross Over Cross Under 4 courts 4 times 2 sets","Court Run Type A 1 set","Court Run Type B 1 Set","Push up 20 times 4 sets","High Knee Jump 15 times 3 sets"...OMG dats INSANE...Yon say very easy...maybe cause i too fat d T.T (Liang-hp 0.1/100)(Yon-hp 45/100)

4.30:Finally finish training, went to eat pau at nearby shop(hp restored 20)(Liang-hp 20.1/100)(Yon-hp 65/100),bring smallest bro,Li Siang to tuition(he oso juz come bak from badminton)(Siang-hp 75/100)cause very easy de their team...(Siang-boredness 0.0)


5.00: (Siang-boredness -.-)

5.30:(Siang-boredness -.-zzz)

6.00:(Siang-boredness -.-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

6.30:Bring Siang bak from tuition(Siang-boredness ^.^)

7.00:Open Com,think tis blog de name and URL...(Liang-Idea 0%)

7.20:Still thinking...(Liang-Idea 10%)

7.25:Still thinking...(Liang-Idea 25%), Yon go say wudthe.blogspot...swt

7.40:Still thinking...(Liang-Idea 75%)

7.45:Swt lazy to think d la simply put...

8.00:Now lo...duno wud to write liao zzz good nite all...