Anne Chang => Dirty(Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet(Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty(Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock(Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks(Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead(Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs(Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death(Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate you mum(Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow(Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt(Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs(Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish bin(Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long(Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call you mother(Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death(Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails(Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings(Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before(Cantonese)

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan(anyone)

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan(anyone)!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan(someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan(anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well...just tell my sister Annie Wan(anyone) that our brother Noel Wan(no one) has involved in an accident. Noel Wan(no one)got injured and now Noel Wan(no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan(everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee(sorry)

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

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对这个世界如果你有太多的抱怨
跌倒了就不敢继续往前走
为什么人要这么的脆弱 堕落
请你打开电视看看
多少人为生命在努力勇敢的走下去
我们是不是该知足
珍惜一切 就算没有拥有

还记得你说家是唯一的城堡 随着稻香河流继续奔跑
微微笑 小时候的梦我知道
不要哭让萤火虫带着你逃跑 乡间的歌谣永远的依靠
回家吧 回到最初的美好

不要这么容易就想放弃 就像我说的
追不到的梦想 换个梦不就得了
为自己的人生鲜艳上色 先把爱涂上喜欢的颜色
笑一个吧 功成名就不是目的
让自己快乐快乐这才叫做意义
童年的纸飞机 现在终于飞回我手里
所谓的那快乐 赤脚在田里追蜻蜓追到累了
偷摘水果被蜜蜂给叮到怕了 谁在偷笑呢
我靠着稻草人吹着风唱着歌睡着了
哦 哦 午后吉它在虫鸣中更清脆
哦 哦 阳光洒在路上就不怕心碎
珍惜一切 就算没有拥有

还记得你说家是唯一的城堡 随着稻香河流继续奔跑
微微笑 小时候的梦我知道
不要哭让萤火虫带着你逃跑 乡间的歌谣永远的依靠
回家吧 回到最初的美好